6.01.2006

questions of the week

is it bad that i taught my nephew "booze"?

what about how i just want to use guys and discard them like old shirts?

is it worse that i tell guys this? and they don't mind?

why can't i tell people what i really think of them?

how lame is it to have a crush on a guy that plays with dinosaurs?

why did they cut the tootsie pop commerical so you don't see it all?

speaking of which, how come mr. turtle couldn't get to teh tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

why would he be too old?

if the devil took over the snake's body in the garden of eden forcefully, why did god punish the snake when the snake probably didn't want to be possessed?

what is coleridge was right about the dice game in the rime of the ancient mariner?

is kubla khan a cry for a better sex life?

and why does being on birth control increase the risks of gallstones?

1 comment:

Po Mangani said...

I think the turtle was too old and just didn't have the strength to go the distance. It's more of an excuse to get people to go away than it is actually valid. I can say to kids that i would probably bleed internally if I tried to do something with me, so the kids just walk away.