a country of stupid kids

when i was a wee one, i like every other little girl in the world had an easy bake oven. now i read that kids are sticking their hands inside of it and getting hurt so it's being recalled.

WTF!!

is it the companies fault if parents can't teach their kids "honey, don't stick your hand on the oven, it will burn." in my opinion, maybe the kiddies should put their hands inside it. then they'll learn, "hey, this thing is hot. maybe i shouldn't do that anymore.."

it's parents that don't teach their kids about common sense crap that sue the hell out of companies so that they have to put on warning labels like "caution, may get hot" on an oven that make the rest of the smart people laugh and wonder what the hell is wrong with our country.

i offer an answer to the country's crisis: idiot parents who rely on school to tell their children everything, and then get mad when the kids learn something the parents don't like.

the solution: bitch slapping all stupid parents until they come to their senses, provided they had any in the first place.

but maybe i'm just irritated because i had some awesome memories of the easy bake oven, and i remember touching the outside when it was cooking and realizing that it was hot. and now people are preventing little wee children from having those awesome memories too...idiots...